STARRFACE

In the spring of 1980 the Asylum at Hartford was opened, and few were committed for the insanity problems in Connecticut. They came in search of the reason John Starr was dead. One of them suffered for his death, not insanity. However, after being freed, the one found the true American Dream... wealth, power and passion beyond his wildest dreams. For a brief moment… the world was his. Okay, so maybe the world is still his…

(The July sun radiates down to shine the pools surface, but not only that, also to heat the pool water. As the waves cease the side of the cement, the calmness caused by lack of motion within the water. The sun must be burning those stuck out in it for hours, but not Danny Starr. He is immune to sunbathing, for he does it every chance he gets. It's sensational to have a tan, wouldn't you say? Danny is relaxing, as if not a care in the world, as he reclines on a red and white lawn chair. His sunglasses shield his eyes from the blazing sun, as he sits next to a sun table at the chair's height, surfacing a tall glass of lemonade. A buzzing sound is heard approaching, as Danny Starr swings his arms to avoid getting stung.)

Danny Starr: Damnit! Those damn bees have been buzzing around me all day! I have to do something about them! Just like I have to do something about Anderson in the Last Man Standing tournament. Who do you think you are? I am Danny Starr, the FIRST Last Man Standing champion! You actually think you can make a name for yourself through me? You must be kidding me…

(Suddenly, a buzzing sound approaches once again, only this time gets passed Danny's swinging, and stings him on the arm. The buzzing stops, as Danny jumps up in a sudden motion.)

Danny Starr: Shit! Bloody Bee! That hurt! But it didn't hurt as much as how much it's going to hurt Anderson when we step into the ring together. How dare you even pretend you are worth my time… worth my energy? You actually sit in your little bathtub in some cheap hotel playing with your HWA action figures. With the little Zack Tyler figure with open mouth action, having that be you as you do your pathetic finisher on the Kevin Conner figure with puckered lips action. You keep plotting your fame, because it's about to be shattered by The Sensation…

(Yet another bee flies over to a buzzing harmony and stings Danny in the leg. Danny swings his arms in a violent rage.)

Danny Starr: Stop stinging me! This is beginning to piss me off! But not as bad as you, Awesome D. Constantly flaunting your little muscles around, thinking you're actually sensational. No, quite the contrary. You are giving Last Man Standing a bad name, yeah… you. Listen, why don't you just forfeit, save the motivation for another day. You'll have to if you want to wrestle another day. Do you not understand, Anderson? If you go through with this, you will not be able to wrestle ever again… your career as YOU know it, will be over. Alright, I'm sorry… that's a little harsh, but let's face it. How are you going to wrestle if you are in a wheel chair? You can always play the video games. The HWA Final Conflict game for Play Station 2 and you can put Last Man Standing mode on. Make sure you play as Danny Starr, cause that's a definet that you'll always win; then proceed to pass through everyone in the bracket, first with Kevin Conner. Beat him with the Sensation Obliteration! 1, 2, 3! Go on to Chase Dominek. Defeat him in the second round with the Hall of Sensation. On to the third round, clock TCO with a Sensation Dehydration and cause him to be taken out on a stretcher because he cannot breath. Then go to the fourth and final round… against Hollywood D! Call for Jason Craven to run down with a mallet and clock him. Then after you get the win with me, make sure you say to yourself "If only I hadn't of challenged Danny Starr in the year 2002, I would be watching his success live." However you did not listen to me, so you go into exhibition mode, and have Danny Starr face Anderson. Only this time you put Big Head mode on so it was realistic based on my ego. Not only did I ruin your career in real life, I proceed to do it virtually as well. Take my word for it, Anderson… just don't come out.

(Just then, the third bee stings Danny in the chest. As Danny stands still looking down at his chest, he looks up with fire in his eyes in slow motion. As he looks up with a raging facial expression, he notices where the hive is located, which is across the pool.)

(As Danny Starr rants towards the bees, he reaches down and grabs a water gun. Not just any water gun, the Un-Sensation 4000. As he continues to rant, he fills the gun up with water, until it cannot be filled anymore.)

Danny Starr: You want to play games? Okay… I will most definitely play with you.

(Just then, Danny reaches into a bag, near his chair, and pulls out a couple water balloons. He slides them in under the gun's nose, into a compartment. He aims the gun towards the hive, which is being heavily guarded by bees about to attack Danny.)

(In that string of words, Danny Starr pulls the trigger, and off flies a water balloon at insane speed. It connects with the hive as if it were a target, wait… it was a target, well. It's connected hard, knocking it to the ground.)

Danny Starr: You want to play rough? Okay! Come on… you cowards. You whores.

(Danny begins firing massive water at the hive, knocking bees down that are trying to get up. Suddenly, a swarm flies up and all buzzes towards Danny at once. He shoots most of them down, but one or two catch him in the arms. This pushes him back, but his adrenalin shoots more down disregarding the pain in his limbs. A few more bees subdue him, and he has one last balloon left. He leaps up off the ground, and aims at the hive. Another balloon shoots off crashing into it as well.)

(Without notice, a bee has weaseled his way behind Danny Starr, not going to sting, just stalking his movements as he rants towards the hive.)

Danny Starr: You think you can take me? You need a damned army if you're going to take me! Come on… I take you all to bloody hell! Come on! Who do you think you're messing with, fellows? I'm Danny Starr… you mess with me, you're messing with the sensational!

(Bees randomly start shooting their stingers into Danny's body, causing him to drop the gun into the water. As they constantly shoot into him, he throws his hands up in the air and begins ranting, as if the stings weren't fazing him.)

(The bees continue stinging him over and over as if an endless line is waiting to sting him.)

Danny Starr: I'll take your bee stings! I'll take your god damned bee stings! Come on!

(Suddenly all the bees stop stinging Danny, and just float around buzzing, but Danny doesn't notice because he is too busy going berserk.)

Danny Starr: You think you can get me with bee stings!? Go ahead! Get me with your bee stings!

(Just then, the bee in back of him buzzes and stings him right in the back. As if he had hit dead on with the spinal cord, Danny Starr let's out a death cry and flings his arms up in the air. After the scream of pain, he falls stomach first into the pool making a huge splash. The aftermath of a long battle shows mass destruction in Danny Starr's backyard, and suddenly a man walks towards the scene. It is Mark Crow. He is in a dress suit and tie, as he approaches the camera.)

Mark Crow: What you have just seen is a dramatization of what is soon to happen in the HWA. More specific Last Man Standing. However, what you have just seen is the ending that will not occur. No, there will not be bees, and Hell no! Danny Starr will NOT have a downfall. He will, in fact defeat Awesome D Anderson, and he WILL, in fact become the Last Man Standing of 2002 for HWA. Oh, and I would like to say that no bees were injured or hurt in the making of this dramatization, and neither was Danny Starr. Right Danny?

(Mark looks down at Danny, who is still face down in the water, floating on top.)

(Just then, Mark Crow grabs the water gun from the pool in which Danny dropped it. He aims for the hive which all of the bees have rushed to the aid of.)