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 The search for Sett Seth. Otherwise known as Set; Egyptian god of violence. Set is associated with the violent dust storms in the desert. A god of chaos; however. Let's not lose our heads here, it's just mythology. Almost like our version of Set, in the HWA. Sett claims to be a god of chaos, however, it's quite obvious that he is just a peasant. He gives the name 'Set' a bad name, with another T. What is quite weird though, is that of all the gods in Egyptian mythology… Set is the only one with the head of an unidentified animal. Anubis has the head of a jackal; Horus with a falcon head; Thoth with the head of a Ibis. What's Sett?! Since none of the god's properties have nothing to do with HWA's, perhaps his head will reflect on his personality, or just looks like that disgusting face of his. I go on the quest, I go on the voyage… I go on the search for Sett! Join me, won't you?
(As Danny Starr, who is wearing khaki's, and a nice red dress shirt, paces back and forth. Before him stand two men, one of which seems to be Evan Blane, the other is Jason Corlett. Jason is holding a bottle of Budweiser in his right hand, and it looks as if he is equipped with enough to last him the entire day; packed in his pockets. As Danny Starr continues to walk back and forth past these two men, Evan becomes tired and closes his eyes while standing up. Almost immediately, he drifts off to sleep, and in one swift motion falls backwards through a coffee table next to a couch. This alerts Danny, and he ceases to pace. With his eye brows raised with unawareness, he looks down at Evan Blane, who is recuperating from that drop. Holding his head, Blane climbs to his feet and stands up next to Jason, like before.) Danny Starr: Alright, fellows. Our mission is to make it known what kind of animal Sett is. That way we can distinguish what fits Sett's personality. (Confused, Evan Blane interrupts) Evan Blane: Sett is human, right? What the hell are you talkin' about? (Danny Starr is aggravated by this.) Jason Corlett: Yeah, what the hell is going on? Danny Starr: Listen, Sett isn't just an HWA superstar, or lack there of… he's based on a god from Egyptian mythology. However, his animal head is unknown… our task is to find out what kind of animal he is. Jason Corlett: How are we going to do that? I don't know shit about animals… Danny Starr: We'll go to multiple places to solve this on going mystery- (Evan Blane interrupts Danny) Evan Blane: He's a donkey. (Danny slaps his head.) Danny Starr: NO! He's an antelope. Jason Corlett: Who the fuck is Sett? (Danny Starr and Evan Blane stare at Corlett, as if he is the black sheep.) Danny Starr: Let's go… (Danny Starr makes towards the door with a path headed for Sett's animal revelation, but before the three can open it, someone beats him to it, from the other side. As the door slams Evan Blane in the face, he once again falls to the wooden floor. Just then, Mark Crow stumbles in from the outside, and looks to be sick. He rushes towards the bathroom however, trips over Evan Blane's body. Now, both on the ground after multiple crashes.) Danny Starr: Mark? What the hell are you doing here? (A woozy Mark Crow, looks up at Danny from the floor.) Mark Crow: I'm your butler. What you guys doin'? Danny Starr: We're about to go to the zoo because we must figure out what animal Sett is. Mark Crow: Isn't it a don… (Jason Corlett sticks one of his bottles in Mark's mouth like a cork, which stops Mark from finishing. Mark doesn't care he was interrupted, now he is focused on downing that free beer he just received from Corlett. After drinking most of it, with blood shot eyes, Mark looks up to Danny.) Mark: I wanna go to the zoo! I haven't been there since like… two weeks ago. (Knowing Mark Crow, Danny is smart enough to ignore the previous statement. After a deep, stress related, sigh… Danny agrees to Mark's plea, and continues to make his way out of the Mansion to the front porch. Once all have seeped out of the hall, the door closes as they make their way for the car.)
(Danny Starr is sitting in the driver's seat with both hands wrapped around the steering wheel; Mark Crow and Jason Corlett are in the back sharing Corlett's stash of alcohol which he is storing, and Evan Blane is seated in the front passenger seat next to Danny. Mark seems to be talking, as if he was telling a story for the entire ride.) Mark Crow: Yeah, so that's the first time I drank a beer. Heh, the funniest part is, I wasn't late for Kindergarten the next day even though I had a massive hangover! Evan Blane: ANYWAY… Jason Corlett: Yeah, so Danny… what's your match all about with Sett? (Danny Starr hesitates to answer because he is concentrating on his driving, but finally does.) Danny Starr: Hell if I know. I do know that it's not for his International Championship, and everyone knows I'm the most deserving of it. However, I will not complain or make a scene… instead I will make a bold point. I will make an obvious example, and it will be made out of Sett. And I'll do I… (Mark interrupts with exclamation.) Mark Crow: THE ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Danny Starr: Sensational! (Danny Starr turns the wheel towards the parking lot.) Mark Crow: Wait man? Just park out front here… Danny Starr: That's the Animal Health Ambulance zone; it's restricted to park there. Mark Crow: No, it's not. They park in the back… Danny Starr: Oh no, I'm not doing THIS again! Last time a person you hit with your damn car died because you parked it in the ambulance zone. Mark Crow: You're crazy… just park there. Danny Starr: No! (After Danny Starr parks behind the building, they make their way up to the front gate, where the entrance to the zoo is.)
(Danny Starr, Evan Blane, Mark Crow, and Jason Corlett make their way to the closed black gate. They all stare past the bars to see a wonderful sunny trail leading to cages of animals. What they failed to notice is the "CLOSED" sign right in front of their faces. Once Danny realizes this, his face cringes, his fist flies into the air, and against the gate.) Danny Starr: You win this round, Zoo. But I'll be back… WITH A VENGENACE! As for this Survival… (Mark leans over to Corlett) Mark: Oh god… here comes the promo… Danny Starr: Sett, the title may not be on the line, and perhaps you do not remember me, but mark my words… I will obliterate you, and it will be soon. Your title isn't worth anything to me, however, I wouldn't mind carrying it around for a little bit. Make you even more envious than you already are. My time over the aftermath will rise once again as it has in the past, and it shall be my greatest glory. As for the zoo… we will meet another day. Come on lackeys! (After Mark shrugs, they all follow Danny
Starr who has started backtracking towards his car.) 
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